Mondays!

So the day began with a 100 decibel version of Rhinestone Cowboy blaring out of my alarm clock speaker, reminding me it's time to hit the snooze once again. The problem was, this was the extended version, so seven minutes later I was blasted once again with the sultry sounds of Glen Cambell cannonballing through my head. The torture alone was enough to get me off the mattress and headed straight towards the coffee cabinet. "Crap!" No more coffee, or maybe just enough for a quarter cup. I cursed myself for leaving it in there, and went about looking for a teabag. I didn't even care which kind it was, as long as it wasn't peppermint. "Crap!" It was peppermint. I couldn't believe I was about to drink peppermint tea. So, I proceeded to heat up a cup of water in the microwave. "3 minutes", I thought. Three minutes later I am reminded that I hate the bell that goes off to remind me I just put something in there three minutes ago. Twenty minutes later, I remembered I left peppermint tea in the microwave and that I really dislike it. Now I'm running behind, so I hop in the shower and turn on the hot and cold, very thankful that there is an H and a C on the handles. Takes out the guesswork, and helps reduce injuries. It's very important to pay attention to that when getting in. After applying some ice to my arms from the burns and finally getting the shampoo out of my eyes and quickly drying off, I proceeded to brush my teeth with the wrong toothbrush. I live by myself, so I was thinking, "This can't be good". Finally, just about done. All I needed to do now was finish my cold, nasty peppermint tea, save some time by ironing my work shirt while I'm wearing it, and head to work. I couldn't believe Tuesday morning was here so quick. By the way, this was Monday morning, my day off. And now you know why I hate Mondays!!