Things REAL Men Should Avoid...(Let's See How Many We Can Get)

1) NEVER own or openly walk any dog smaller than an official NFL football.

2) NO hooks in the shower stall...Men't shouldn't be hanging anything in the shower.

3) Should NEVER be able to name more than (1) daytime soap opera, and the (1)better be General Hospital.

4) NEVER read anything on the 'Oprah Book Club' list.

5) Should NOT have a favorite color with more than 6 letters in it. ex-(periwinkle)