You Might Be A New Jersey'en...

If you approach every traffic circle with the idea that it just might kill you...You might be a New Jersey'en

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If you have a 15 year old collection of old beach tags stuffed in a utility drawer somewhere in your house...You might be a New Jersey'en

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If your idea of a gourmet dinner is Mac and Manco's and a Birch Beer...You might be a New Jersey'en

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If you've never quite grasped the fine art of pumping your own gas...You might be a New Jersey'en

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If the word 'WAWA' is part of your daily vocabulary...You might be a New Jersey'en

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If you consider Millville part of the deep south, you might be a New Jersey'en

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If you are able to accept the fact that eating 'Monkey Bread' doesn't violate your vegetarianism...you might be a New Jersey'en

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If your idea of a family vacation is a two day stay at the Cowtown Rodeo...you might be a New Jersey'en

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If you've ever had to medicate yourself before heading to the Department of Motor Vehicles for 6 hours...you might be a New Jersey'en

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And finally, If the word 'Shoobie' is part of your daily summer vocabulary...You are defianately a New Jersey'en